Anodyne
Saturday, April 01, 2006
 
I Love My Life, But Not You Guys -- special April Fool's Day installment!

Lunchtime. Pad Thai on Broadway.

LOST GUY'S LUNCH DATE: ...and hot-and-sour soup. Thanks.

WAITRESS: And for you?

LOST GUY: What do you guys have to eat?

WAITRESS: The menu's on the table here. $5.95 each lunch special. Pad thai...chicken and eggplant...green curry...yellow curry...[lists numerous other delicious, Anodyne-approved choices].

LOST GUY: I'll just have a hamburger.

[beat]

WAITRESS: We're a Thai restaurant.

LOST GUY: There aren't any fuckin' hamburgers in Thailand?


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