Anodyne
Friday, September 28, 2007
 
More musician jokes, 'cause the readership keeps telling them to me:

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a banjo player's arm?

A: A tattoo.


Q: How do you get a drummer off your porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.


Q: What's the difference between a viola and an onion?

A: No one cries if you cut up a viola.


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